Small Fish, Big Pond

Apple announced that it had sold over 3 billion apps in their app store.

Pro-Apple blogs and iPhone fanboys proceeded to download their favorite fart app or lightsaber app and have impromptu iPhone saber duels (also known as an “iPhone circle jerk”). More level-headed people have overlooked the announcement the same way we overlook the fact that McDonalds is always bragging about “billions served”.

Who cares how many have been sold. The hamburgers still taste like shit.

Edit: Thank god I’m not the only one tired of seeing hipsters show off the latest popular app waste of money.